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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 16, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A very drunk gent checked into a hotel late one Saturday night.

    He awoke very ill, and summoned a bellboy to fetch him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper.

    The bellhop was gone a long time.

    When he returned, the lush remarked....

    "It must be hard to buy a bottle in this town on Sunday."

    "There was no trouble with the liquor," replied the bellboy....

    "but it's tough finding a Sunday paper on Tuesday."