A very drunk gent checked into a hotel late one Saturday night. He awoke very ill, and summoned a bellboy to fetch him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper. The bellhop was gone a long time. When he returned, the lush remarked.... "It must be hard to buy a bottle in this town on Sunday." "There was no trouble with the liquor," replied the bellboy.... "but it's tough finding a Sunday paper on Tuesday."