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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 14, 2002.

  1. okie

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    A bartender noticed a patron with his head on the table
    and started to throw him out but as he approached the
    table he picked up a most foul smell. He finally shook
    the drunk awake and asked "Hey, fella. Have you messed
    in your pants?"
    "Yep" the drunk answered.
    "Then why don't you go into the bathroom and clean
    yourself up?"
    The drunk replied "I ain't through yet."