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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 2, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby
    woman. She takes one look at him. "You, sir, are drunk!" "And you ma'am, are
    ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
     
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    Winston Churchill to Lady Astor.