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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by xcrewman, Jun 21, 2002.

  1. xcrewman

    xcrewman Desk Jockey

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    A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.

    The drunk rolls around, leans over, and "Splat! " He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"
     
  2. paper killer

    paper killer NRA Member

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  3. R56Pilot

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  4. Hihopoly

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    Good thing he didn't puke on the woman.


    ;J
     
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  6. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    LMAO!


    And Hihopoly...you naughty man. ;f ;a