Driving Ticket

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mally_b, Sep 11, 2002.

  1. mally_b

    mally_b Lost

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    Jun 10, 2002
    Some times darkness is safe
    An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2
    miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he
    was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he
    was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be late. The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't
    have anything to juggle. The deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them.
    The juggler stated that he could so the deputy got three flares,
    lit them and handed them to the juggler.

    While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind
    the squad car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the squad car, opened the rear door and got in. The deputy observed him
    doing this and went over to his squad car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
    The drunk replied, "Might as well take me on to jail, theres
    no way I can pass that test."
  2. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Aug 20, 2000
    Colluder in Cahoots
    Yep, I laughed out loud!;f