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"Drinking Rules"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. Glockdude1

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    "Drinking Rules"

    A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
    pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
    He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink
    from the same glass twice."

    An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
    into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
    He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
    need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
    A North Carolina Redneck boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and
    drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
    the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.
    He says, "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
    have to drink with the same ones twice!!!

    ;N