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Drinking For 10 Years

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 12, 2004.

  1. okie

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    This couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the
    bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see that man downing bourbon at
    the bar?"
    The husband looked over and nodded.
    "Well," the woman continued, "he's
    been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!"
    The husband returned to his meal. "Nonsense," he said, "even that's not worth so much celebrating!"