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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Pave Pilot, Dec 4, 2002.

  1. Pave Pilot

    Pave Pilot

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    Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a
    woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
    separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

    The results:

    Drink: Beer

    Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


    Drink: Blender Drinks

    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***.

    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


    Drink: Mixed Drinks

    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
    taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.

    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
    she'll send YOU a drink.


    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)

    Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
    with friends.


    Drink: White Zinfandel

    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually
    she has NO clue. Possibly lives in a trailer.

    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an
    easy target.


    Drink: Shots

    Personality: Likes to hang in bars WAY too often, looking to get
    totally drunk...red flag for identifying bar flies and raging
    alcoholics.

    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
    Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make
    her mad.

    Drink: Tequila

    No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


    THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

    The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

    Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
    image to help him get laid.

    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the supermodel at
    the end of the bar.

    White Zinfandel: He's gay.;g ;g
     
  2. GlocksRock

    GlocksRock No California

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    Thats great! I like beer;c
     

  3. nyredneck

    nyredneck كا&

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    Hey , what if a guy drinks cosmopolitains??;)
     
  4. Aquanewt

    Aquanewt

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    He has a taste for vodka and wants to get laid ;f
     
  5. LovemyGlock's

    LovemyGlock's

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    That's good stuff! Domestic for me.;Y
     
  6. BudMott

    BudMott Tonight Pinky!

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    There ain't no bad beer.
    Cold, great.
    Warm, just make beleive your in England.

    Anyway,
    Bud, maybe a clue here.