Down and dirty!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 7, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.
    Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path.

    "Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come on, I'll clean you!"
    She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter.

    She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird.

    Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.
    And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale.

    She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling... Pssssst..."Hey, lady!"

    "Yes?" she responded.
    "Do you have a Kleenex?" asked the voice from the bushes.

    "No, not anymore," she answered.
    "Damn! Have ya' seen any Ducks?"