I was just going to post this one: > The Iraqi Security Secretary called all 400 Saddam look-alikes in for a > briefing. > "I have good news/bad news."_ He told them._ "The good news; Saddam is > still > alive." > "The bad news; He lost an arm."
Worse would be:"Saddam stepped on a land mine.He got to keep both legs and feet, but he has no balls.