1. The ladies of the Walnut Street Mission have discarded clothes. They invite you to come and inspect them. 2. It pays to remember your social obligations. If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours. 3. Traffic Sign: Slow Children Crossing. 4. Druggist's Sign: We Dispense with Accuracy. 5. Police authorities are finding the solution of murders more and more difficult because the victims are unwilling to cooperate with the police. 6. Testimonial from an insurance firm: My husband and I took out a home insurance policy with your company. In less than a month our house accidentally burned down. I consider it a blessing. 7. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. 8. Prostitutes appeal to Pope. 9. Public Service Announcement: Our X-ray unit will give you an examination for tuberculosis and other diseases which you will receive free of charge. 10. Come to us for unwanted pregnancies. 11. Lost: Samsonite Briefcase with Eyeglasses 12. I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why? 13. Church Announcement: What is hell? Come to church next Sunday and listen to our new minister!