Dopes

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  1. JASV.17

    JASV.17 Prime Example

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    Last night after I got home from work at about 5:00, I did the usual scan of my sector for tree-rat-tangos to send some lead via Crossman at. While there was no target rich environment to be had...I did notice the three yoots that I had previously observed several days before hanging out in the alley behind my house.

    They were crouched down against the carport across from my garage. Didn't take long for my suspicions of their activity to be confirmed. A quick glance through my monocular lead no doubt. So, I grabbed the digital camera, zoomed in real good for better observation and to also secure some evidence.

    These three idiots, in broad daylight...were smoking dope out of a homemade bong, right there in the alley. Their "bong", was an empty papertowel roll. I have no idea what they used for a bowl so as not to light the thing on fire in their face. Seriously, how stoopit can you be?

    I though about minding my own business, but then I thought...when you smoke dope behind my house, it is my business. Man, I'm not a good guess of age, but these "kids" had to be between 14-16. They were done with their Bounty Bong, and I watched one of them light a cigar. The way he was smoking it, and blowing on the end, made me think it was a blunt, but I can't be sure.

    Anyways, I headed out to chat with these little misguides. I know they'd see me coming, and they did. By the time I got to them, they were slowly walking away. Whatever the cigar was, it was gone, and the one had his now crumpled-up Brawny Binger in his hand.

    Me: "Hey guys, what's going on?"
    Dopes: "Nothing"
    Me: "Come'ere"
    Dope 1: "Me???"
    Me: "Yeah sure, you"
    Dope 1: "Yeah?"
    Me: "Not around here"
    Dope 1: "Ok"
    Me: "I'll make you a deal...and your part of the deal, is not around here"
    Dope 1: "Ok, ok"

    Since this is Glocktalk and some of you may be wondering:

    115gr Gold Dot would have been the round I'd have used on back-alley towel tokers.
     
  2. TuxthePenguin

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    Shoot a man for smokin' pot?
     

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    Yes..
     
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    Atlas transmogrifier

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    Children...
     
  5. JASV.17

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    Nooooo, come on now, that comment was for entertainment purpose only.

    However, if they had some nice munchies on them, I might have brandished.
     
  6. TuxthePenguin

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    Pot can make you paranoid, I'm sure you just freaked them the heck out.
     
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    Glock-it-to-me Catching liars

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    You could have sold them a pepperoni pizza for big bucks.
     
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    Big Kahuna Burger?
    That's that Huh-Wy-Yan burger joint, ain't it?
    I heard they got some tasty burgers.
    I ain't never had one myself, how are they?
     
  9. JASV.17

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    I don't think they cared much. Pretty brazen/dumb to do it right there out in the open. They can smoke all they want, just not in my backyard.
     
  10. TuxthePenguin

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    Oh they were in your backyard? Well that changes everything! You should have had more fun with them, lol.
     
  11. JASV.17

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    Not exactly, right outside it, in the alley.

    My goal was to keep them from doing it there again, and to do so in a way that they wouldn't smash my windows etc.
     
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    FWIW I think you handled it in the most professional and grown up manner possible. You will probably notice a lack of yoots smoking herb around your house. Back when I was a miscreant, people treating me right and cutting me a break made me want to not upset them further.

    My hat's off to you, sir.
     
  13. JASV.17

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    Thanks, that was my goal. I was a yoot once myself. Not as stupid as these three, but probably pretty close.
     
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    Took me a minute to figure out what a yoot is. Youth/N.Y. accent
     
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    :dunno: Would they have shot a man after smoking pot?


    But I'm sure nothing of the sort has ever taken place.
     
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    You've obviously never seen "My Cousin Vinny" then....go rent it...it's a hoot.

    Greg
     
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    That's when you pull then all together and say, guys look up there. You see that small hole in the soffet ( spelling ? ) well that would be a camera. You are on film smoking weed. if ya come around here again I'll give a copy to the po po, your parents and you tube. Have a nice day!
     
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    That probably would have gotten his windows broke.

    The way he handled it was the best way anyone could have.
     
  19. DR. HOUSE

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    um, why not call the cops?

    get them for possession and trespassing.
     
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  20. rahulanand1130

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    i may or not indulge in that activity, but i totally agree with your view especially if you have kids. smokers like that give the rest a bad name