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Door to door

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 10, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman
    who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did
    not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her
    surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She
    tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the
    same result-the door bounced back open.

    Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she
    reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them
    said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."