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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 30, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A wife arrived home from a shopping trip

    And was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman.


    Just as she was about to storm out of the house,

    her husband called out

    "Perhaps you should hear how all this came about..."


    I was driving home on the highway

    When I saw this young woman looking tired and bedraggled.

    I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef

    You had forgotten about in the fridge.


    She was bare-footed

    so I gave her your good sandals

    which you had discarded because they had gone out of style.


    She was cold so I gave her the sweater

    which I bought for you for your birthday

    but you never wore because the color didn't suit you.


    Her pants were torn,

    so I gave her a pair of your jeans,

    Which were perfectly good, but too small for you now?


    "Then just as she was about to leave, she asked,

    'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'