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Dont take any chances

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

    He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."