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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    >I wish that our newspapers had personals like these.
    >>How can you not love the Irish?
    >>
    >> "Personal ads" in the Dublin News
    >>
    >>Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict
    interested in
    >>a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic
    Football Club
    >>and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the
    morning.
    >>------------------------------------------------------
    >>Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by
    long-time fiancée,
    >>seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
    exists in
    >>this cruel world of hatchet-faced witches.
    >> --------------------------------
    >>Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and
    shirty
    >>after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail
    purposes,
    >>maybe more.
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    >>Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp
    cottage in the
    >>arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde
    lady, with a
    >>lovely chest.
    >>------------------------------------------------------
    >>Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for
    wining
    >>and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and
    >>slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty
    light
    >>of a pale moon
    >>-------------------------------------------------
    >>Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
    >>alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
    >>------------------------------------------------------
    >>Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
    double-jointed
    >>supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded
    >>twin sister.
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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