don't eat the dogs!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Apr 14, 2005.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and
    one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this
    country actually eat dogs.

    "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in
    America, we will have to do as the Americans do."

    Nodding emphatically, the senior nun points to a hot dog
    vendor and they both walk towards the cart.
    "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too
    pleased to oblige. He wraps both hot dogs in foil and
    hands them over the counter.

    Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to
    unwrap their 'dogs.' The senior nun is first to open hers.
    She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment,
    leans over to the other nun and whisper: "What part did you get?"
     
  2. StoneGiant

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