Dont defile my horse

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 23, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's *** I've ever seen."
    A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's *** too."
    This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up,walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool.
    "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton country!"
    "Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"




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  2. N4CDLAW

    N4CDLAW MI Refugee

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    Thread title kinda gave it away.