Little Jordan was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is it called when people are sleeping on top of each other?" She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him he truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Jordan just said, "OK" and went back outside to play. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds!"