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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 6, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    City boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
    farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad

    news, the donkey died."

    Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said,

    "OK then, just unload the donkey."

    The farmer asked, "What ya goanna do with him?"

    Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
    Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
    Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
    A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
    with that dead donkey?"
    Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece
    and made a profit of $898.00."
    Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
    Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
    Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
     
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