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Donkey trouble

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Wmarden, Sep 9, 2003.

  1. Wmarden

    Wmarden

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    A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that he decided to buy a donkey instead. Although he had some doubts, the priest figured that he might as well enter the animal in a race just to see how it would do. To his surprise the donkey came in second.
    The next day the headlines read: PRIEST'S *** SHOWS
    The priest was so pleased that he entered the animal in another race, and this time it won.
    The headline read: PRIEST'S *** OUT IN FRONT
    The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
    The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ***
    This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get rid of the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent.
    The next day the headline read: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN
    The bishop fainted. He told the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. After several days, the nun finally sold the beast to a local farmer for $10.
    The headline read: NUN PEDDLES *** FOR TEN BUCKS
    They buried the bishop the next day.
     
  2. 20pilot

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    You missed the punch line.
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    The headline read: NUN PEDDLES *** FOR TEN BUCKS
    They buried the bishop the next day
    That day the headline read: TOO MUCH *** KILLS THE BISHOP
     

  3. Wmarden

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    I posted it as I found it. The same sight has lots of less than glocktalk caliber stuff, kind of like John Valby.