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Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ReyFufuRulesAll, Mar 10, 2009.

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    Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs



    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on the dog's point of view....

    GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!

    ROTTWEILER: Make me.

    LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

    MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

    JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.

    DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.

    BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and..........

    POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

    GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

    OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

    HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    And the CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs and I am not one of them. So, the question is, how long will it be before I get some light in here?