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Dog Or Dawg?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners...

    A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

    (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
    (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg

    (Yankee) Poodle
    (Southern) Circus Dawg

    (Yankee) St. Bernard
    (Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"

    (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
    (Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches

    (Yankee) Beagle
    (Southern) Rabbit Dawg

    (Yankee) Rottweiler
    (Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.

    (Yankee) Yellow Lab
    (Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg

    (Yankee) Black Lab
    (Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Greyhound
    (Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Malinois
    (Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg

    (Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
    (Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs

    (Yankee) Pekinese
    (Southern) Mop Dawg

    (Yankee) Chinese Crested
    (Southern) Nekkid Dawg

    (Yankee) Dachshund
    (Southern) Wienie Dawg

    (Yankee) Siberian Husky
    (Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
    (Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"

    (Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
    (Southern) Danged BIG Dawg

    (Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
    (Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Any lazy dog
    (Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Any dog that's dead & buried & gone to Rainbow Bridge
    (Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Glockrunner, That was great! Thanks, Eddie.
     

  3. APBT

    APBT

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    (Yankee) American Bulldog
    (Southern) Hawg Dawg


    (Yankee) Bassett Hound
    (Southern) Sad Dawg