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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Sirigul, Dec 16, 2002.
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A. Right where you left him!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It's doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.
Certainly not "Rover."
Just like do you call a fly with no wings a "walk"?
How do make a dog sound like a cat?
Put him in the freezer for a few days, take him out, and run him through a table saw. MEAORRRWWW! (better when said than read...)
What has four legs and one arm?
A happy Pitbull.
What do you call a man in a lake with no arms?
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
pour gasoline on him and light him up, he'll go "WOOFFF".
What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?
The person who gave it to him.
Second Base? ;f