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Dog joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Sirigul, Dec 16, 2002.

  1. Sirigul

    Sirigul Member

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    Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

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    A. Right where you left him!
     
  2. aspartz

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    What do you call a dog with no legs?






    It's doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

    ARS
     

  3. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    Certainly not "Rover."
     
  4. irobinson

    irobinson Semper Absurda

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    Just like do you call a fly with no wings a "walk"?
     
  5. mhambi

    mhambi κολασμένος

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    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    How do make a dog sound like a cat?





    Put him in the freezer for a few days, take him out, and run him through a table saw. MEAORRRWWW! (better when said than read...)
     
  7. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    What has four legs and one arm?

    A happy Pitbull.
     
  8. chip00

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    What do you call a man in a lake with no arms?







    Bob.
     
  9. Canuke

    Canuke Resident Alien

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    How do you make a cat sound like a dog?







    pour gasoline on him and light him up, he'll go "WOOFFF".
     
  10. Trsnrtr

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    What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?

    The person who gave it to him.

    <rimshot>
     
  11. Trsnrtr

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    Second Base? ;f