Dog house

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 12, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely
    at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The
    neighbor tries to start a conversation several times,
    but the older man barely responds. Finally, the
    neighbor asks what the problem is.
    "Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those
    questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."
    "What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.
    "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she
    was old, fat and ugly."
    "That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will.'"
    "Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to
    say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"