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Does this thong make my butt look big ?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SARG, Apr 14, 2007.

  1. SARG

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    That's just not physically posible!
     
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    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

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    The hell with the thong...:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

    I have a feeling she has a hard time finding jeans that fit. :alex:
     
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    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "I'm not fat, it's just my genes".

    No kidding, how the hell did you fit all of them in there!!!

    :animlol:
     
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    I don't think MC Hammer had that in mind.


    *rap*
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, rump of smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back

    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
    Baby got back

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin a gig
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal

    I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH
    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on
    Alot of pimps won't like this song
    Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
    Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back

    (LA face with the Oakland booty)

    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
    36-24-36
    Only if she's 5'3"

    So your girlfriend throws a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back
     
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    No a 100 pounds of fat makes your butt look big.:rofl:
     
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    Damn it Sarg! I was drinking a soda when I opened this tread.



    Now I have to find a towel, lol :animlol:
     
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    Finally, someplace to detail clean my fifty cal!
     
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    I can't find my bicycle. :sad:
     
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    She takes up two seats at the theater and doesn't even feel the armrest in between...
     
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    .........I'll NEVER put my drink & popcorn down again.......

    :puking:
     
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    Is that for real?????
     
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    Damn, I sure hope not.

    But I'm still going to have nightmares.....!
     
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    Jeez! A whole lot of concealed carry options there!
     
  20. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    If she fell down to her face, you would have a "rifle rest" and a place to take cover!!!

    :supergrin: