The first surgeon, from New York, says:
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago, responds:
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says:
"No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.