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doctors talking

  1. The first surgeon, from New York, says:
    "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, from Chicago, responds:
    "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon, from Dallas, says:
    "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside
    them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:
    "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always
    understand when you have a few parts left over.

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed:
    "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.