The first surgeon, from New York, says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, from Dallas, says: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.