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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 18, 2008.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    I've got a friend who works as a Doctor. One day, he tells me, he was driving his 3 year old daughter to nursery school.

    He had left his stethoscope in the back seat of his car and on the way there his little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

    "Be still my heart," thought my friend, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps..."

    Then the kid spoke into the stethoscope...

    "Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
     
  2. JWish

    JWish

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    I think your friends' daughter is hunting for clients. Her second set of words could possibly be "and would you like fries with that?"
     

  3. Navy HMC

    Navy HMC

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    And don't forget, PHd stands for Pizza Hut Delivery!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl: