Doctor

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  1. okie

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    The usual scene. A Doctor says to a patient, "Well, I've got good news
    and bad news."

    The patient asks for the bad news and the doctor tells him that he has
    just three weeks to live.

    "Three weeks! That's terrible. I'll be dead in three weeks! What's the
    good news."

    Doctor says, "See my huge breasted receptionist? Well, I'm haaving sex with her!"