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"Doctor/Patient Confidentiality"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Jan 2, 2010.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Doctor Dave from Louisiana had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

    No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.

    But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said, "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."

    But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

    "Dave......You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!!!"

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  2. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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