Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 22, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant,
    “Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic.
    I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients".
    "Yes, sir..." answers Ole.
    The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
    "So Ole, how was your day?"

    Ole tells him he took care of three patients.
    "The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL."
    "Bravo! Ya, Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.

    "The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.
    "Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what; about the third one?" asks the doctor.

    "Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame.
    She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table,
    spread her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!"
    And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.
    "I put eye drops in her eyes."