Before making his hospital rounds, the doctor likes to get an update on his patients from the on-duty nurse. . . . Doctor: How does Mr. Smith feel about his recent brain surgery? Nurse: He's still open-minded. Doctor: How is the little boy who swallowed all the dollar bills? Nurse: No change. Doctor: How is the woman who had extensive plastic surgery? Nurse: She hasn't lost face. Doctor: How is the man who fell in the upholstery machine? Nurse: He seems to be recovered. Doctor: How is the showoff who got hurt on his ski trip? Nurse: He's gone downhill fast. Doctor: How is the woman who is obsessed with knowing the time? Nurse: We're watching her. Doctor: Did the demolition expert say he enjoyed his accident? Nurse: He said he had a blast. Doctor: How is the man who was run over by the eighteen-wheeler? Nurse: He's very tired. Doctor: How is Mr. Midas, who was overcome by automobile fumes? Nurse: Exhausted! Doctor: How is the horse trainer who got trampled in the barn? Nurse: His condition is stable. Doctor: How is the woman whose left side is paralyzed? Nurse: She's all right. Doctor: How is the man who fell into the vat of swimming pool paint? Nurse: He's feeling pretty blue.