Doc sez...

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  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

    Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. Just came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

    The husband said, "What did he say about your 44 year old a**?" "Your name never came up," she replied
     
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    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    :) Serves him right.