Do your friends drunk call?

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  1. Batesmotel

    Batesmotel

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    An old friend who only calls when he needs something called tonight. Drunk off his butt. Going on about how everything is a lie. I finally got him to tell me what the lie is.

    Apparently Coconut trees are not trees. They are related to grass. If you cut them there are no tree rings. Just fiber layers. I never thought about it but he’s right.

    Then he goes off on the World Bank and how the Rothschilds run the world.

    I stayed on until he let me talk to his wife so I know he is not alone. He has been watching YouTube conspiracy channels and drinking all day.

    What do your drunk friends do.
     
  2. John_AZ

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    I don’t know. I’m the drunk friend.

    Usually I just post BS on glocktalk.
     

  3. Batesmotel

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    I’ll drink to that.
     
  4. Just Glocks

    Just Glocks

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    I dont get calls most my friends are never sober enough to dial , one friend that stays with me she tries to stay sober enough to call Uber in case of a nuclear attack so we can get out of town , I think she's starting to like me !:drunk:
     
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  5. uzimon

    uzimon Daca is caca

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    You sound like hannie
     
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  6. jame

    jame I don't even know....what I'm doing here....

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    My drunk friends stopped calling me about 40 years ago when I told them they could stay in jail and figure out how to get released.

    Then when they got released, and couldn’t afford to get their car out if impound, they didn’t ask me for money anymore, because I told them that they had better figure that sh!t out.

    I assume they figured it out.
     
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    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    Haven't gotten a call in many yrs. then it was "car won't start, broke down, too drunk..."
     
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    Drinking aside. Folks who only call when they need something are not friends.
     
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    I have zero tolerance for drunks so I have no friends who are drunks.

    The behavior you are talking about where drunks call, usually at night, just to talk to someone about nothing is not new. In the past when the calls were made on land lines this was called "black cord fever" I had a couple of relatives who were guilty of this.
     
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  10. Pete perfection

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    Nobody calls anyone. They text.
     
  11. Batesmotel

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    Oh he texted also.

    Some garbage about the Rothschilds are worth a trillion dollars. And there are 7.5 billion people on the planet.

    That’s $133.333333333333 each. The repeated 3s is somehow significant.
     
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    Oldschooltube Flux Capacitor Technician

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    Cop friend told me about a guy that repeatedly called 911 because his pizza wasn’t there in time. They responded and he started getting belligerent and the younger officer wanted to take him down and cuff him. My friend the senior officer was smarter. He sympathized with the guy and said hell yeah man! Let’s go down there and get that pizza! Drunk guy said “you guys are alright!” and got in the car by himself. They did not go to the pizza place.
     
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    Glock 17L Glock 24 & 26

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    I don't have any friends, So No there are no drunk phone calls here..
    I remember some folks calling way back in the day, They have liver failure & are waiting on a liver transplant now.
    Man I used to love to drink whiskey..
     
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    There's a lot of judgmental and holier than thou people on here. I'm glad when I get drunk texts or calls from my pals. Sometimes they ask for a ride home, sometimes it's an invite to come join them, sometimes it's just them venting about the idiots on GT.
     
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    catman71 Spewer of TROOF

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    1. The Rothschild thing is not a conspiracy cause it’s true

    2. Sounds like I would like this guy
     
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    All my drunk friends post in Keith's beer thread.
     
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    Not calls, but texts.

    In fact, I woke up this morning to find 14 said drunk texts from the Iron Maiden show in Dallas last night. :honkie:
     
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    So I called an old friend last night. All he wanted to do was talk to my wife. I’m filing for a divorce Monday. Whore.
     
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    HA, no friends hence no calls, PERIOD!
     
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    Back in my single days I’d get those calls. My friends now are not like that, at all.
     
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