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Divorced Father

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 25, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    DIVORCED FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's
    tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that
    since you are now 21, this is the last check she'll
    ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back
    and watch the expression on her face."

    Later... DAUGHTER: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this
    envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 21,
    this is the last child support payment he'll ever have
    to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and
    watch the expression on your face."

    DIVORCED MOTHER: "Next time you visit your father,
    tell him that after 21 years I have decided to inform
    him that he's not your father ... then, stand back and
    watch the expression on his face."