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Divorce

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 8, 2007.

  1. okie

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    A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

    "Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."

    The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that! What's the big deal about a two-story house?"

    The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is...**I have a headache** and the other story is **It's that time of the month!** "