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Divorce

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate
    demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his
    young bride.

    "What's the problem?"

    "I want to hit that adulterin' witch for breach of contract,"
    snapped the oil man.

    "I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife
    isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!"

    "Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect
    exclusive drillin' rights!