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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 9, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before
    Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have
    to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five
    years of misery is enough."

    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father
    says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about
    this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
    "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take
    care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at
    her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single
    thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll
    both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU
    HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he
    says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
     
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