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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 21, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

    The farmer said, "I wanna get me one of those dayvorces."

    The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"

    The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres."

    The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a
    suit?"

    The farmer said, "Yes I got a suit, I wears it to church on
    Sundays."

    The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean do you have a case?"

    The farmer said, "No, I ain't got no case, but I got a John
    Deere."

    The lawyer said, "No, I mean do you have a grudge?"

    The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks
    the John Deere."

    The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"

    The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."

    The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"

    The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last
    child was a nagger and that's why I wants one of those
    dayvorces."
     
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    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    LOL LOL LOL
    thats so terrible it is no longer terrible it is now only hilarious!
     
  4. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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