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Divorce could be costly!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by krab, Mar 7, 2009.

  1. krab

    krab CLM

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    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
    he suddenly remembers his daughter's Christmas gift. He stops by a
    Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in
    the display window ?

    The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean Sir?
    We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
    Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
    Beach Barbie for $19.95,
    Disco Barbie for $19.95
    Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
    Astronaut Barbie for 19.95,
    Skater Barbie for $19.95, .

    And finally Divorced Barbie for $265.95

    The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is
    the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'


    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and
    answers,
    'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,
    Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends
    ,and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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  2. doubletap24

    doubletap24

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    nice one
     

  3. Nicko

    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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    Its good to see Barbie is up with the times.
     
  4. Aquanewt

    Aquanewt

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    Did you hear about the Tattoo Barbie? I'm serious, check E-bay!