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Diss or No-Diss

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Billy10mm, Feb 19, 2010.

  1. Billy10mm

    Billy10mm

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    This one is simple:

    Historically, if you've succumbed to you're wife's wishes and given her something she really wants, she's given you a kiss on your cheek.

    One morning, during your commute to work (you commute with your wife), the two of you discuss an upcoming renovation and the two of you have differing opinions on the type of tile to use in a shower. With 10 minutes to go before you drop her off, you ask her one more time, "Are we definitely going to go with subway tiles?" She says, "I really like them."

    You leave the conversation as it is, you don't say another word, you just continue the remaining 10 minutes down the road listening to the radio.

    You get to her building, stop, and as the two of you lean close for your daily kiss-before-work, you smirk and turn and your head to side presenting your cheek to her.

    Simple question - did you just insult her?
     
  2. ShamGlock

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  3. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    What song was playing on the radio?
     
  4. Ol Timer

    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    That depends. Does she typically tongue your ear when saying goodbye?
     
  5. wax32

    wax32 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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  6. John Galt

    John Galt Anti-Federalist

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    You made her kiss your cheek?

    You'll be kissing her cheeks for a long time.
     
  7. silentpoet

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    Buy flowers and take her to a really bad chick flick.
     
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    Hines57 Simple Member

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    It's bathroom tile, who cares if she won or not?
     
  9. DEADLYACCURATE

    DEADLYACCURATE Senior Member

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Glock30 Guy

    Glock30 Guy XD40

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    Is the couch comfortable??
     
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    Haha. True.
     
  12. slick64

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    If she does it, it's OK.....if you expect it....not OK.
     
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    Did she have her hat on?
     
  14. BAILIFF

    BAILIFF Piece Officer

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    Why would you have an preference about this? Do you also quibble about window treatments?

    :aodnsb: