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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 18, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.

    One afternoon a man came home from work to find total
    mayhem in his house.

    His three children were outside, still in their pajamas,
    playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
    strewn all around the front yard.

    The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front
    door to the house.

    Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.

    A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was
    wadded against one wall.

    In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon
    channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and
    various items of clothing.

    In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food
    was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on
    the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a
    small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He
    quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and
    more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

    He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious
    had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still
    curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She
    looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
    He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened
    here today?"

    She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday
    when you come home from work and ask me what in
    the world did I do today?"

    "Yes," was his incredulous reply.

    She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
  2. solie


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    Apr 19, 2004
    Central Virginia