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Dirty Johnny joke...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by vyper005, Jul 4, 2003.

  1. vyper005

    vyper005

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    A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

    First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."

    The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."

    A second little boy says,"Trees are definitely green."

    "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

    Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"

    The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

    "OK...then I DEFINITELY **** my pants!"
    ;f