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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner
    at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely
    stunning young woman comes over to their table,
    gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then
    says she'll see him later and walks away.

    The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who
    was that?"

    "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

    "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've
    had enough, I want a divorce!"

    "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but
    remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more
    shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
    Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no
    more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club.
    But the decision is yours."

    Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant
    with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

    "Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife.

    "That's his mistress," says her husband.

    "Ours is prettier," she replies.