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Dinner with his wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by glockG23, May 6, 2004.

  1. glockG23

    glockG23

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    A man goes into a restaurant with his wife.

    The waiter approaches the table and asks for their order.

    "I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," the man says.

    "But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asks the waiter.

    "Oh," answers the man, "she'll order for herself."
     
  2. Bannack

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