A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, while taking another order at a table a few paces away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down in his chair. The woman, however, acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down in his chair and out of sight under the table. Still the woman dining across from him appeared unruffled, although certainly aware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the other order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."