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Difficulty Speaking

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Dec 4, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:
    Indubitably
    Innovative
    Preliminary
    Proliferation
    Cinnamon

    Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:
    Specificity
    British Constitution
    Passive-aggressive disorder
    Loquacious
    Transubstantiate

    Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk:
    Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    Nope, no more booze for me.
    Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    We should take a cab.
    Oh, I just couldn't.
    No one wants to hear me sing!
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    I am sober,And I can't say them now.
     

  3. aspartz

    aspartz

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    Hmm -- I hear those quite frequently from drunken gyno-americans. Perhaps alcohol only afffects andro-americans.

    ARS