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Dietician

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Mar 23, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The
    > >material we
    > >put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting
    here,
    > >years
    > >ago.
    > >
    > >Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food
    > >is
    > >loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes
    > >the
    > >long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
    > >
    > >But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
    > >have, or
    > >will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the
    > >most grief
    > >and suffering for years after eating it?"
    > >
    > >A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."