Did I Miss The Second Act?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 15, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first
    intermission he had to take a leak in the meanest way, so he
    hurried to find the bathrooms.

    He searched in vain for the restrooms, but instead all he found
    was a beautiful fountain with foliage. Nobody was watching, so
    he decided to take a leak right there.

    When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had
    already begun. He searched in the dark until he found his wife.
    "Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked.

    "Miss it?" she said, "You were in it!"